Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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