a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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