That's intense
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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