sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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