you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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