can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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