He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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