Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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