I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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