I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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