he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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