I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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