I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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