break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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