Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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