So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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