So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Randomize
