There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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