apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Pooping to opera.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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