She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My bed smells like the plague
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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