She announced her abortion via fbk
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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