i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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