The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
