I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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