community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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