Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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