i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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