It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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