we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i barfeds in our rink
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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