She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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