We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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