The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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