Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize