i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm both gender and math confused
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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