Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
only you would photoshop your dick
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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