Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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