Whod you bang
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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