i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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