It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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