I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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