You surviving the open bar?
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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