: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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