I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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