We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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