Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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