The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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