Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
