Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑