Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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