i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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