Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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