Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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