Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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