The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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