No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
