your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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