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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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